When he comes bursting through that door
My heart leaps and hits the floor
Calling himself Louis Quatorze
He's so young and dangerous

Oh, I love it when he says so seriously
With his gun in my back
"Honey, close your eyes and think of England
Just for one second"

It's his genuine act, as a matter of fact
Louis was horrible to me
He tears down my defenses
He pretends that I'm against him

Louis, Louis, Louis, do you love me
Louis Quatorze make love to me
Come back again, don't tell me when
Louis Quatorze, always surprise me

Fourteen's so heavenly
I don't know how long it lasts
But one thing's for sure
Louis Quatorze knows how to love me

And more and more and more and more
Louis Quatorze loves me some more
He loves me just 'cause he's so aware
Louis's gonna shoot me

Louis, Louis's locking my door
Louis's serious, I'm delirious
He never plays safe, he just doesn't care
Louis Quatorze starts to undress me

With his gun in my back, I start to undress
You just don't mess with Louis Quatorze
He's my partner in this crime of happiness
'Cause I'm just fourteen

Oh, I love it when he says so seriously
With his gun in my back, "Honey, make love to me"

Louis, Louis, Louis do you love me
Louis Quatorze make love to me
Come back again, don't tell me when
Louis Quatorze, always surprise me

Louis, Louis, Louis, do you love me
Louis Quatorze make love to me
Come back again, don't tell me when
Louis Quatorze, always surprise me

Louis Quatorze, I love you