Don't offer your hand to me, I don't want to know your name

You look like you crawled out from under a rock

Go back into your cave

Your skin is yellow and your teeth are brown

Your breath is so bad it can knock me down

Your face is so ugly it can scare a crow

You're the last guy on Earth that I want to know





Chorus:

Woah oh-oh, I can smell your likes every time you get near

Woah oh-oh, can't you get the message? You're not wanted here

Woah oh-oh, I have no interest in what you say

Woah oh-oh, do us all a favor and go away





Hey ugly have you seen your face?

I think you could use a shave

I bet you havn't used any soap in a while

When's the last time that you bathed?

How 'bout your girl, she's looking rather large

How much does she weigh?

Has she been eating all the food while you've been wasting away?





(Repeat Chorus)





Why is it that when you're looking at me, that I can only see one eye?

And when I'm looking at the other one

It's pointed at the sky

Your clothes are dirty you're such a slob

Get off your ass and get a job

You look like you're sleeping on the street

I'm tired of all the trash that I meet





(Repeat Chorus)





Loser...