I gotta tell you, I've got opportunities 

I got that feeling that everything will be alright 

I've got something to offer do you follow me 

I've got the sunshine so come outside and you will see 



I talk in Italian and I drive a mini car all the time 

I wear my glasses and my ass is always on the line 

I'm getting a spear thrown at me every which way 

Which way I go, and I got the ladies falling at my feet 

That cant be bad. 



This time in the morning, 

I know you got me yawning for you 

Mmmmmm Michael Caine 

This time baby I know I think I maybe like you 

Mmmmmm Michael Caine 



There's Mona Lisa, she's always got a lot to say 

She's such a teaser I'll get her on another day 

She sells something and no one seems to know that 

She'll make her money by lying naked on her back 



She's in a raincoat under a candy colored neon light 

She's got my lipstick on and black eyeliner in her eyes 

I got her attention now she wants me to be her teacher 

She's got me hooked and now I'm educating Rita 



Chorus repeat