Good evening

Do not attempt to adjust your radio, there is nothing wrong

We have taken control as to bring you this special show

We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving



Welcome to station W E F U N K, better known as We-Funk

Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection

Home of the extraterrestrial brothers

Dealers of funky music, P.Funk, uncut funk, the bomb



Coming you directly from the Mothership

Top of the chocolate milky way, 500, 000 kilowatts of P.Funk power

So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums

And me? I'm known as Lollipop Man

Alias, The Long Haired Sucker, my motto is



Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up

I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up



Yeah, W E F U N K, y'all now this is what I want you all to do

If you got faults, defects or shortcomings you know

Like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines

Whatever part of your body it is, I want you to lay it on your radio

Let the vibes flow through, funk not only moves, it can remove, dig?



The desired effect is what you get

When you improve your Interplanetary Funksmanship



Sir Lollipop Man, chocolate coated, freaky and habit forming

Doin' it to you in 3-D, so groovy that I dig me

Once upon a time called, 'Now'

Somebody say, "Is there funk after the death? "

I say, "Is Seven Up? ", yeah, P.Funk



Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up

I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up



Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up

I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on

Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home



Yeah, I dig, let me put my sunglasses on

That's the law around here, you got to wear your sunglasses

So you can feel cool, gangster lean, y'all should dig my sunroof top



Well, alright, hey I was diggin' on y'all funk for a while

Sounds like it got a three on it though to me

Then I was down South and I heard some funk

With some main ingredients like

Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie

It was cool, but can you imagine Doobie-in' your funk?

W E F U N K, We-Funk



Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up

I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on

Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home



Gettin' deep

Once upon a time called 'Right Now'

Ain't it funky now?

Far around

Hey, doin' it to you in the ear hole



Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up

I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on

Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home



Yeah

We're not leavin' y'all, I want you all to stay tuned for Starchild



Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up

I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on

Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home



Don't stop, get down

Talk, blow your horn

Pee you

Wants to get funked up

Well alright



Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up

I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up



Welcome to station W E F U N K, better known as

We-Funk or deeper still, the Mothership Connection

Home of the extra terrestrial brothers

Dealers of funky music, P.Funk, uncut funk, the bomb



Lollipop Man here, alias, the Long Haired Sucker

Chocolate coated, freaky and habit forming

Coming to you in 3-D, so groovy that I dig me

Yeah, yeah, P.Funk



Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up

I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on

Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home