Doritos, funyuns, smart food
Man I'm really hungry dude
Taco bell, pizza hut
One more slice and I'll bust my gut
Eating healthy is a joke
I brush my teeth with a can of coke
Snacks and food totally rule
Fuck you healthy fool

I'm living on a junk food diet
You got some new snacks I'd love to try it
We live for junk food treats
Can't make it through the night 'til I get my sweets

Sour patch kids and twix
3 muskateers and pretzel sticks
Swedish fish in my teeth
I get 3 new cavities every week
Milk duds and malt balls
Willy wonka makes 'em all
And don't forget fast food joints
Grab a burrito and finger point