Well, young man, after today
I don't think you'll have need
Of my consultation any longer
I know now that all your
Troubles started at that dance

Dance, dance, dance, dance...

And at that time, you were in
Love with a girl named Jane

Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane...
What a shame, that Jane, Jane...

Yes, yes, it was a shame
The way Jane broke your heart

Heart, heart, heart...
She broke my heart, heart, heart
She broke my heart, heart...

Yes, she did and it all happened
Because of a guy named Bob

Bob, Bob, Bob...
Oh, what a slob that Bob
He is a slob, that Bob, Bob...

And just think, at one time
He was your best pal

Pal, pal, pal...
He stole my gal, gal, gal
He stole my gal
He was my pal, pal, pal

Oh, you cried and cried

Cried, cried, cried
For I almost died
I cried, I almost died

But now you found somebody new

New, new, ooh, ooh
Her name is Sue, it's so new
It's Sue, Sue, Sue

And from now on, you'll never
Have another lonely day or night

Day, night
Everything is gonna be all right

Dance, dance, Jane, Jane, shame
Heart, heart, Bob, Bob the slob
Pal, pal, my gal, cried, cried
I cried, new, new, my Sue
Day, night, day night
Everything is gonna be all right

Lots of luck, son
I don't know, good luck