Baby I'm sorry I done you like that

I called you a name and I gave you a wack

I spit in your eye and gave your wrist a twist

And if that ain't love what is



In front of your apartment I waited all night long

To see who you'd come home with and if he done you wrong

Then I slapped your face and I stepped on his

And if that ain't love what is



I called up the police swore that you stole my car

Showed some naked pictures of you down at the bar

Pointed out the part of me you used to kiss

And if that ain't love what is



If that ain't love then a Cadillac ain't a car

And if you'd rather be with him than me

You're a stupider bitch than I think you are

I tore up your clothes threw 'em out in the rain

Flushed your birth control pills down the drain

If you don't want mine you can't have his

And if that ain't love what is



I stared at your picture till I went into shock

Sold my guitar and got my gun out of hock

Took a shot at you bare but I deliberatly missed

And if that ain't love what is

What is if that ain't love what is