My pussycat was scratching out on the back door

Scratched so long, poor pussy got sore

Sore pussy!

Sore...pussy

Just a friendly little cat!

(friendly little cat)



My pussycat was sitting out on the front step

Started to rain and my pussy got wet

Wet pussy!

Sore...wet...pussy

Just a friendly little cat!

(friendly little cat)



My pussycat was playing in the back lot

He Played so long, poor pussy got hot

Hot pussy!

Sore...wet...hot....pussy

Just a friendly little cat!

(friendly little cat)



I left my whiskey bottle out last night 

My pussycat drank it and he got realy tight

Tight Pussy!

Sore..wet...hot...tight....pussy

Just a friendly little cat!

(friendly little cat)



My pussycat was rocking in the rocking chair

He Rocked so long, he lost his hair

Bald pussy!

Sore...wet...hot...Tight...bald...pussy

Just a friendly little cat!

(friendly little cat)



My neighbor stole my kittycat away from me

I said to my neighbor, "Set my pussy cat free!"

Free pussy!

Sore...wet...hot...tight...bald...free...pussy

Just a friendly little cat!

(friendly little cat)



Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty

Awww, nice pussy!

(Meow)