Whenever life get you down

Keeps you wearing a frown

And the gravy train has left you behind

And when your all out of hope

Down at the end of your rope

And nobody's there to throw you a line



If you ever get so low

That you don't know which way to go

Come on and take a walk in my shoes

Never worry 'bout a thing

Got the world on a string

Cause i've got the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues)



I take a look at my enormous penis

And my troubles start  a-meltin' away (ba-doom bop bop)

I take a look at my enormous penis

And the happy times are comin' to stay (be-doo)



I got a sing and I dance

When I glance in my pants

And a-feelin's like a sun shiny day

I take a look at my enormous Pe-e-enis

And a-everything is goin' my way (ba-doom bop bop)



*Whistle Solo*



Zubudo zus zus zuboo-davey ba jud zud zuboo-day

Vabyado vuz vuz ba shoo-ba-do wah 

Zubudo zub zub shaloo dub dub pe-e-enis



Sing along at home why don't you? 

Two, three



I take a look at my enormous penis (it's not that hard)

And my troubles start a-meltin' away (just Bob and Tom)

I take a look at my enormous penis

And the happy times are comin' to stay (be-doo)

Yeah i got great big amounts in the place where it counts

And the feelin's like a sun shiny day

I take a look at my enormous pe-e-enis

And a-ev'rything is goin' my way (on bob and tom now)

Ev'rything is goin' my way (hey look at these goobers)

Ev'rything is goin' my way (Ai-chi-wow-wah)

Ev'rything is goin' my waaaaaaaaay

Yummmmm