Did you know that Jesus died on the cross,
Just to keep you from masturbating?
Did you know that prior to 1960,
He frowned on interatial dating?

Well, my name is Bobby Johnson, (whoa yeah)
And I teach about God's loving wrath. (whoa yeah)
Though I tried to live by the bible and what it says,
I think I might of stumbled from the path.

Because, I'm gay for Jesus,
Creator of all good.
He's a charidible carpenter,
That's why he is giving me wood.
I'm gay for Jesus,
Let the people rejoice.
But it's not about lust,
I don't wanna nail him,
That was a poor word choice.

Did you know that Satan wears a cape?
It's made out of a rainbow flag.
Did you know that Jesus hates abortions,
Unless the kid was a jew.

Well, you know I live by the bible, (whoa yeah)
And it tells me my thoughts aren't right. (whoa yeah)
Those particular pages might be stuck together
Due to a little something that I did last night.

Because they told me to love Jesus,
I chose an alternative route.
Well, I was so sad when he was in that cave,
But I was thrilled when he came out.
I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace
Pour your love all over me,
But please stay away from my face!