Who maddest one on the M1 
Who hasn`t stopped sucking his thumb 
Who very straight and never grins 
Who cares what car he`s driving in 
He is because he saw it on a commercial break 
And if he doesn`t get what he wants 
Then he get a headache 
`Cos he needs it 
Wants it 
Almost 
Loves it 
  
He`s here on his own 
On globe alone 
Here on his own 
Who joined health club to glisten 
Into hi-fi precision 
Who mobile phone gives him the bone 
Who very keen on Sharon Stone 
And then he says... 
  
Who eats at the new brasserie 
Who only ever gets merry 
Who wouldn`t be seen at bedtime 
Without putting Calvin Klein`s on