It's not that I don't love you, you know how much I do
It's not that I'm afraid at all, or that I'm feeling blue
I'm not angry I'm not sick, there's nothing wrong me
You must understand my love I'm lazy, lazy as can be

I'm a lazy, lazy man I stay as lazy as I can
Heaven to me is watching Jeopardy! with my feet up on your upholstery
Waking up and working are two kinds of hell
Loafing is a sacred vow
If you're watching you might be able to tell, I'm rolling over now

Go ahead, take a walk if you like
Play some tennis, water plants, ride your bike
I'll be here inanimate, idle, pardon me if I appear suicidal
Oh I lay my head on a hard loaf of bread wake me when the meal is through
Breakfast in bed would be better instead, if I only didn't have to chew

I'm a lazy, lazy man I stay as lazy as I can
Heaven to me is watching Jeopardy! with my feet up on your upholstery
Waking up and working are two kinds of hell
Loafing is a sacred vow
If you're watching you might be able to tell, I'm rolling over now