So tired of the race you were out of your face 

When you said that you'd take a vacation 

Away from the pain and the mind numbing strain 

Of your drastically changed situation 

Your friends said you should it would do you some good 

To break out of that morbid routine 

You've been here a day it's not easy to say 

But you're starting to see what they mean 

Standby for Majorca sunshine and beer 

Escape from the rain eases the pain but I wish you were here 

You sit by the pool and you feel like a fool 

'Cos your mind doesn't match what you're wearing 

All morning you fought in your heart 'cos you thought 

You'd be left with this burden you're bearing 

You're starting to brood there's a change in the mood 

So you go for a walk in the sand 

There might be a way this could all be OK 

It just won't be the way that you planned 

Standby for Majorca sunshine and beer 

It's ninety degrees under the trees but I wish you were here 

You're taking some stick 'cos you're dressed up so slick 

And you're starting to fancy your chances 

Still bored with the pub you'd endure the flash club 

As a means to some short term romances 

There's one in the queue and she's staring at you 

And it's making you feel so alive 

It might be sometime 'till you'd call yourself fine 

But at least you're now gonna survive 

Standby for Majorca sunshine and beer 

It's great to unwind far from the grind but I wish you were here