Go, go ape shit, go ape shit
Go, go ape shit, go ape shit
Go, go ape shit, go ape shit
Well, I'm about to let it go down

Fuckin' hopped up like Dennis Hopper on speed
I'ma smoke your ass like Cheech and Chong smokes weed
My cum's so chunky it's like an Oreo McFlurry
I'm gonna fuck your face til your eyes get blurry

Fuck the poker, I'll be poking you right up, now you're choking
Bitches love my cock like Slash loves rock
I'm your fuck, get up on your bare back
When they find you they're gonna find you on the ceiling

That's all jacked up, you ain't got no feeling
So if I'm in a wheelchair, I'm your favorite nightmare
I'm gonna die hard like Bruce fucking Willis
I am not sick I'm just simply the ill-est of all

It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong

Bitch, I don't know if you can handle this shlong
Go, go long I'm hung like King Kong

Chopping through the butcher shop, racking the meat
You'll climax so high the altitude'll make your ears bleed
Getting fucked from behind is tight on the pelvis
I'm down for deep anal, bitch, I'm not about the cervix, oh!

Blonde Barbie Ken, fuck that Hollister shit
I'm more queer than Clay Aiken with Aberzombie and Bitch
And when you come back yelping (what) for a second helping
You'll be screaming "Jayy Von!" while I'm motherfucking felching

Neck, back, stack then onto the scrotum
Got more fucking crack than the hoods in Harlem
Spray me, don't date me; use your mouth, not your hand
Swallow your cum like vodka if my name was Lindsay Lohan - Haha

There's a way, there's a train, ride it on me
I'll be your railroad baby, just give me your seed
This fagot just fucked your girl, she got rid of her pussy
Sewed her snatch, got a dick just so she could fuck me

It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong

Bitch, I don't know if you can handle this shlong
Go, go long I'm hung like King Kong

I'm slamming bitches like Kong's slammin' barrels
Fuck more wenches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
Cock so good I had to put it in a song
It's wrong, wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding dong

(Slow motion) Slammin them like barrels

Go, go ape shit, go ape shit
Go, go ape shit, go ape shit

It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong

Bitch, I don't know if you can handle this shlong
Go, go long I'm hung like King Kong

I'm slamming bitches like Kong's slammin' barrels
Fuck more wenches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
Cock so good I had to put it in a song
It's wrong, wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding dong