Debbie: I have heard, among this clan, you are called the forgotten man.

Iggy: Is that what they're saying? Well, did you evah!

Both: What a swell party this is!



Iggy: And have you heard the story of a boy, a girl, unrequited love?

Debbie: Sounds like pure soap opera. I may cry.

Iggy: Aw...

Both: What a swell party this is!



Iggy: What frails!

Debbie: What cocks!

Iggy: What broads!

Debbie: What jocks...

Iggy: What furs! They're beautiful!

Debbie: Why, I've never seen such...

Both: yuppity!

Debbie: Neither did I.

Iggy: It's all just too...

Both: swellegant!



Debbie: This French champagne...

Iggy: (Domestic!)

Debbie: so good for the brain.

Iggy: That's what I was gonna say!

Debbie: Well, you know you're a brilliant fellow.

Iggy: Thank you, I am!

Debbie: Hehe, drink up Jim.



Iggy: So... have you ever been out to L.A. lately?

Debbie: Well no, not recently.

Iggy: Well, I went there and had a rent-a-car and all...

Debbie: Oh, really?

Iggy: Yeah and I got invited to Pia's house... Pia Zadora's house...

Debbie: Really? Oh.

Iggy: Yeah.

Debbie: Was it nice?

Iggy: Well, I didn't... I didn't go!

Debbie: Oh! Hehe.

Iggy: It woulda been swell though!

Debbie: Shoulda gone!

Iggy: It woulda been elegant!

Debbie: Elegant.

Oh wait, look... look who's coming in now... can you believe it?

Iggy: ...I hear they dismantled Pickfair.

Debbie: They did.

Iggy: It wasn't elegant enough. Hehe!

Debbie: Yeah. Probably full of termites.

Iggy: Yeah.



Both: It's great!

It's grand!

Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wonderland!

La la la la la la la la la la la la la.

We sing so rare, like old Camembert.



Iggy: Have you heard the dying star - she got bit in the Astar bar.

Debbie: Sauced again! Well, did you evah...

Both: What a swell party this is!



Have you heard?

It's in the stars.

Next July we collide with Mars.

Well did you evah!



What a swell party.

What a swell party.

What a swellegant elegant, (sm) party...

Debbie: Smarty?

Iggy: Party... yeah!

Debbie: A smarty party?

Iggy: I am! A smarty! I'm pretty smart!

Debbie: You are a smarty for coming to this party.

Iggy: Yeah, that's right!

Debbie: Well piss off.

Iggy: Hehehe, that's good! I like that.