Friday night is here and I'm drunk once again

The girl I like is next door doing a blow job on my friend

But I am having fun and my head spins around

Now we're gonna go downtown but first a stop at Royal Pub

I am crawling like a rat

Until I end up on my back

And tonight I'm gonna burn the town down

So beat me up if you don't want me around

Someone's throwing up and another is totally out

But that is how it's suppose to be 'cause it is friday night

Soon the cops will come, they always do

We're hanging outside McDonalds 'cause we have nothing else to do

Friday night is over but I aint getting sober

I'm pretty sure I had a good time but now it's over

And as I walk through the city in the street light

Gone in my head, I want my bed, I think about next friday night