I took her out it was Mc Donald's so romantic yes it was
We started eating fries but then we got sick
And  we went to KFC
And that's about the time we started vomiting

Nobody likes you when you eat at KFC
And people love it when diss this song
What the hell is your problem
My friends say I should join their cult
What's my cult again?
What's my cult again?

Then later on, on the drive home
I called my parents from a pay phone
I told them bout the cult
And they asked where they could join
Am I the only one who looks down on joining cults

And that's about the time that they told me
Nobody likes it when I'm vomiting
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is their cult
May be I should join a cult
What's the cult again
What's the cult again

And that's about the time they sent the application form
And that's about the time I lied bout my age
And you still act like you're in Freshman year
What the hell is wrong Catholics
My friends say I should meet the master
What's my cult again?
What's my cult again?

And that's about the time they kicked me out
No one should forbid Catholicism
With many years to become a priest
Why would you join that cult
I never want to join that cult again
What's my cult again?
What's my cult again?