I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out, and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV

And thats about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when youre 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the h*ll is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
Whats my age again?
Whats my age again?

Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husbands in jail
This state looks down on sodomy

And thats about the time that bit*h hung up on me
Nobody likes you when youre 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the h*ll is call ID?
My friends say I should act my age
Whats my age again?
Wheres my asian friend

And thats about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when youre 23
And you still act like youre in Freshman year
What the h*ll is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
Whats my age again?
Where's my asian freind

And thats about the time she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
Whats my age again?
WHERE'S MY ASIAN FRIEND????