My mom is not a woman anymore, 
She dresses like a man 
She`s not as feminine as she 
Used to be before. 
Now she is so damned masculine. 

I open my eyes 
My mom`s not a woman anymore 
She`s wearing a disguise 
Everytime she leaves through that door 

My mom`s not quite the same 
As she was in the past 
If I misbehave she kicks my ass 

My mom`s not quite the 
Woman that she was before 
When my friends come over 
She likes to wrestle them down to the floor 

My mom`s a transvestite