I`m gonna wanna see myself with someone too 
Friends I don`t pay are friends i never knew 
So I took the chance and got some help from a few 
And got a long and skinny friend to talk to 

Cause I have the time and the liberty 
To play with my pet sally 
Please don`t go away, sally please 

No more lonely showers and uneaten foods 
My salamander has hygiene too 
And he thinks of me the way I think of you 
The only next step is for him to say I do 

Sally please don`t go away 
I won`t be living in yesterday 
The lonely nights 
Getting beat up by gays in bar fights