I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I wanna fuck a dog

That's right kids...

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
I tried to fuck your dad in the ass
Could only find the dog
And his ass...

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass
Argh! Me and me first mate, ya scurvy cur!
Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
But I found the dog
Argh! That was no pirate man, that was thy own sister!
It's a Mexican pirate...

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
Wanna fuck a fucking dog

Fuck you!