I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I wanna fuck a dog
That's right kids

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
I tried to fuck your dad in the ass
Could only find the dog
And his ass

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

I tried to fuck a fuckin pirate in the ass
Argh! Me and me first mate scurvy curr (? God only knows ?)
Tried to fuck a fuckin pirate
But I found the dog
Ah! That was no pirate man that was my own sister!
It's a mexican pirate.

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass

Wanna fuck a fuckin dog

Fuck you