I wanna fuck a dog in the ass 
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass 
I wanna fuck a dog 
(that's right kids) 

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass 
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass 
Could only find the dog 
(and his ass) 

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass 
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass 
We wanna fuck a dog 

I tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass 
ar, me and me first mate, a scurvy cur 
tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate 
But I found the dog 
Ah, that was no pirate man 
That was thy own sister! 
(he's a Mexican pirate) 

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass 
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass 

Wanna fuck a fuckin' dog 

Fuck you