Song: Dysentary Gary
Artist: Blink 182
Album: Enema of the State

**The song is in the correct order--just follow top to bottom**

Intro: (2x) strummed fast using up/down strokes
E|----------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------|
A|-9-9-9-9-9------------10-10-10-10--9-9-9-9-9--------------|
E|------------10-10-10--------------------------10-10-10-10-|

e|-----------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------4-4-4-4--------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5----|
A|-----------------------------------------------------|
E|--3-3-3-3-------------5-5-5-5------------------------|

Intro w/ Fill (2x)
Fill:
E|---D-----------------G-----------------A------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------|
G|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7----------------------------------|
D|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7--|
A|---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7--|
E|---------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-5--|

Riff 1: (2x) muted fast
e|---D-----------------D-----------------G------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------|
G|---7-x-x-x-x-x-x-7---7-x-x-x-x-x-x-7----------------------|
D|---7-x-x-x-x-x-x-7---7-x-x-x-x-x-x-7---5-x-x-x-x-x-x-5----|
A|---5-x-x-x-x-x-x-5---5-x-x-x-x-x-x-5---5-x-x-x-x-x-x-5----|
E|---------------------------------------3-x-x-x-x-x-x-3----|

E|----A----------------------|
B|---------------------------|
G|---------------------------|
D|----7-x-x-7-x-x-x-7-x-7----|
A|----7-x-x-7-x-x-x-7-x-7----|
E|----5-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-x-5----|

D                        D
 Got a lotta heart ache.  He's a fucken weasel.
G                              A
 His issues make my mind ache.  Wanna make a deal.
D                                 D
 Cause I love your little motions. You with your pigtails.
G                      A
 What a nice creation.  Worth another night in jail.

Pre-Chorus: (1x)-Clean Guitar
E|---D-----------------------G---------------A--------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------|
G|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7----------------------------------|
D|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---5-5-5-5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
A|---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
E|---------------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|

Chorus: (1x)
E|---D-----------------------G---------------A--------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------|
G|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7----------------------------------|
D|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---5-5-5-5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
A|---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
E|---------------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|

D
He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out,
when friends were listening to Slayer.
G
I would like to find him Friday night.
A
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights.

Post-Chorus: (6x)
E|---15-14----------------------|
B|------------15----------------|
G|-------------------12-12-12---|
D|------------------------------|
A|------------------------------|
E|------------------------------|

(1)              (2)             (3)            (4)
Life just sucks, I lost the one. I'm giving up, she found someone.
(5)                  (6)
There's plenty more. Girls are such a drag.

Intro w/ Fill (2x)
Fill:
E|---D-----------------G-----------------A------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------|
G|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7----------------------------------|
D|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7--|
A|---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7--|
E|---------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-5--|

Riff 1: (2x) muted fast
e|---D-----------------D-----------------G------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------|
G|---7-x-x-x-x-x-x-7---7-x-x-x-x-x-x-7----------------------|
D|---7-x-x-x-x-x-x-7---7-x-x-x-x-x-x-7---5-x-x-x-x-x-x-5----|
A|---5-x-x-x-x-x-x-5---5-x-x-x-x-x-x-5---5-x-x-x-x-x-x-5----|
E|---------------------------------------3-x-x-x-x-x-x-3----|

E|----A----------------------|
B|---------------------------|
G|---------------------------|
D|----7-x-x-7-x-x-x-7-x-7----|
A|----7-x-x-7-x-x-x-7-x-7----|
E|----5-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-x-5----|

D                         D
 So all you little ladies. Be sure to choose the right guys.
G                             A
 You'll come back to me maybe. I'll shower you with lies.
D                       D
 Got a lotta heart ache. He's a fucken weasel.
G                            A
 Decisions make my mind ache. Wanna make a deal.

Pre-Chorus: (2x)-Clean Guitar
E|---D-----------------------G---------------A--------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------|
G|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7----------------------------------|
D|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---5-5-5-5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
A|---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
E|---------------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|

D
Ease away the problems and the pain.
The girl chose the guy that makes you wanna kick and scream.
G
All along, you wish that she would stay.
A
Fuck the guy that took and ran away, yeah.

Chorus: (1x)
E|---D-----------------------G---------------A--------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------|
G|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7----------------------------------|
D|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---5-5-5-5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
A|---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
E|---------------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|

D
He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out,
when friends were listening to Slayer.
G
I would like to find him Friday night.
A
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights.

Post-Chorus: (6x)
E|---15-14----------------------|
B|------------15----------------|
G|-------------------12-12-12---|
D|------------------------------|
A|------------------------------|
E|------------------------------|

(1)              (2)             (3)            (4)
Life just sucks, I lost the one. I'm giving up, she found someone.
(5)                  (6)
There's plenty more. Girls are such a drag.

[Bass Solo Type Thing] PLAY D then G clean (4x)

Post-Chorus: (6x)
E|---15-14----------------------|
B|------------15----------------|
G|-------------------12-12-12---|
D|------------------------------|
A|------------------------------|
E|------------------------------|

(1)              (2)             (3)             (4)
Fuck this place, I lost the war. I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
(5)             (6)
Where's my dog? Cause girls are such a drag.

End on Intro(Slightly Different)
E|----------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------|
A|-9-9-9-9-9------------10-10-10-10--9-9-9-9-9--------------|
E|------------10-10-10--------------------------10-10-10-10-|

or play:
CAN ALSO SUBSTITUTE THIS FOR THE ABOVE INTRO (they sound the same)
E|-----------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------|
D|-4-4-4-4-------5-5-5-4-4-4---------------4-4-4-------------|
A|---------5-5-5-------------5-5-5-5-----------------4-4-4h5-|