HAHAHAHAHA! I CAN\'T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY TOOK SOME TIME TO DO THIS!
oh well, it\'s a cool song...i reckon it\'s the best one from cheshire cat.
I\'m not real sure about the \"main bit\" either...so yeah...
i even got the lyrics onto here aswell.
.....and i\'m going now...bye....
(jamie is fat)(nathan is fat)(i am fat)(we\'re all fat)


Chords Used :

         C5     B5     F5     G5     A5
e |-----------------------------------------
B |-----------------------------------------
G |------5------4---------------------------
D |------3------4------3------5------7------
A |------3------2------1------3------7------
E |--------------------1------3------5------

The Main Bit :
e |------------------------------------
B |------------------------------------
G |---5--------------------------------
D |---3---2-3-2-2-0----3---3-4-3-3-0---
A |---3----------------1---------------
E |--------------------1---------------
(cont.)
e |------------------------------------
B |------------------------------------
G |---5--------------------------------
D |---3---2-3-2-2-0----5---3-4-3-3-0---
A |---3----------------3---------------
E |--------------------3---------------

C5                   B5                F5               G5
Who makes up all the rules about those girls I want?
C5             B5
Who tells them all to laugh?
F5             G5
Who tells them all to talk about me?
C5                       B5             F5              G5
And I\'m not sure what my purpose is for being here
C5           B5
Why do they, why do they
F5                    G5
Always kick me in the groin when I come near

And I\'m not complaining it just hurts after a bit.



---> Play the main bit again



C5           B5
I don\'t know what I\'m feeling
F5          G5
I\'m just so sick of seeing
C5              B5        F5       G5
All those dumb, lame, and retarded broads
C5         B5
Who often just sit kick back
F5      G5
As I am not so relaxed
C5      B5              F5     G5
I often wonder why they act so odd

           F5
Because no worse a time
          G5
When it\'s just your time to
C5               A5
Think you should make your move
   F5                   G5                    C5
It doesn\'t work as your just a jerk with no excuse



---> Play the main bit again



C5              B5
What about that situation
F5           G5
All night procrastination
C5            B5                      F5     G5
Taking to the point when you lead her to her door
C5                B5
There is nothing left there to say
F5          G5
I guess you best be on your way
C5             B5            F5      G5
But before you go you got to do that chore

   F5
no worse a time
          G5
When it\'s just your time to
C5               A5
Think you should make your move
   F5                   G5                    C5
It doesn\'t work as your just a jerk with no excuse



---> Middle bit with no words is [C5 F5 G5 F5] a few times



C5               F5
Please won\'t you buy in
           G5
I\'m always tryin\'
          F5
I keep on tryin\'
C5                   F5               G5 F5
There\'s only so much pride that I can lose
C5                   F5
I hope that when you see me
              G5
You see right through me
             F5
Come on now, honestly
C5                    F5          G5 F5
I\'m so sick of endin\' up without a clue