I don`t want to urinate on myself
I don`t want to urinate on anyone else
Well, I guess that really doesn`t matter anymore
Because I can`t control my bladder anymore

Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)
Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

Step back in the light
No more soiled nights alone
But I guess I don`t have a care
Because there`s not a load in my underwear

I`m sick of offending everyone I meet (go, go, go, go)
I`m sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets (go)
I had an accident today
I left a soil on a bus seat, I didn`t know what to say

But, I guess it all depends (undergarments)
Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

Step back into life (go, go)
No more soiled nights alone
Well, I guess that I don`t have a care
If I on`t have a load in my underwear