On Valentine's Day I was lost and lonely
Baby I was running out of gas
I said to myself I need an ace in the hole
And baby I need it fast
I put off all the shit I was about to do
And sat down with a notebook
And a can of Mountain Dew
More caffeine than any other soda
I know cause I read it in USA Today
Baby I'm good and I'm getting better
I sat down and wrote you a long long letter

I know when you get it
Baby yr gonna love me
I know when you get it
Baby yr gonna love me

Walking through central Washington City
Swinging a wrecking ball
Washington Monument Lincoln Momument
Baby I destroy them all
Knocking over buildings at my will
Tearing down Capitol Hill
That's a place where a bill becomes a law
I know cause I saw it on Schoolhouse Rock
Sorry Congressman to bust your bubble
Gonna smash this place to a pile of rubble

You know when I do it
Baby yr gonna love me
You know when I do it
Baby yr gonna love me