Said to myself
I'm the man
Got a pocket full of money
Certs in my mouth
In case my breath gets kinda funky
I saw a hottie
Staring right at me
She kinda looks like the chick
That did the video with Tommy Lee.

Oh man is she coming over?
I gotta
Get this show on the road
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She said
"Where have I seen you before?
If you didn't like that
Well, I got about 20 more
I need a mack
Diggedy daddy
Take me out
In his caddy
We can kick it
'Til the briggedy, briggedy break of dawn"
I said
"It sounds like fun
But I ain't with it"
"But if you're a good boy
I just might let you..."
Hold my hand
Because I ain't about the
Wham bam
Thank you ma'am
I hope ya understand that.

I don't want Britney tonight
And Salma, yeah, she's all right
And I've seen Buffy and she don't slay me
'Cause baby, you're just the type
Stay up and talk to all night
Would you be the star in my storybook life?
In my storybook life.

Yo
I drove her home
And she was feeling kinda frisky
I told her nighty night
And then she asked if she could kiss me
She said
"Don't you wanna spend the night?"
And then she bit me on the ear
I felt like I was in a Tyson fight
Oh God, she's losing control now
So I said
"I just want
Someone to hold"
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mariah she ain't for me
That brunette on V.I.P.
She don't hold a candle to you
'Cause baby you're just the type
Stay up and talk to all night
Would you be the star in my storybook life?

Oh baby, you're just the type
I can talk to all night
Be the star in my storybook life.

Sabrina, Felicity
Meg Ryan
I won't lose sleep
You can keep your Halle Berry
'Cause baby you're just the type
For this show "Mrs. Right"
You can be the star
In my storybook life
In my storybook life
This is my storybook life.