I'm making a coffee
It's in the pot
The kettle is boiling
I want it so hot

There's nothing much in the papers
I've already done the washing up
I'm not going to take out the rubbish 'til Friday

I'm having a coffee
It's in the pot
The kettle is boiling
I want it so hot

You it you it you it you it you it

I'm not really one for doing the dusting
And all the curtains can stay drawn

I'm making a coffee
It's in the pot
The kettle is boiling
I want it so hot

The fuse has bust
On the plug on the telly
There's something strange
At the bottom of the fridge
So I'm going back for a brew

I'm having a coffee
It's in the pot
The kettle is boiling
I want it so hot

Just making a coffee
It's in the pot
The kettle is boiling
I want it so hot

I'm making a coffee
It's in the pot
The kettle is boiling
I want it so hot

I'm making a coffee
It's in the pot
The kettle is boiling
I want it so hot