On a good day when I think about her
I only cry a couple hundred tears
On a good day when I can't forget about her
I can dull the pain with just a couple beers
On a good day I can even fake a smile
When somebody says I'm gonna be okay
But as you can plainly see I'm not havin' on a good day.

So set 'em up
Here's a hundred dollars, keep 'em comin' Joe (whoa, whoa)
When I've had enough call this number and my brother
Will pour me in his car and drive me home
On a good day, I become the kind of man
That even I can barely tolerate
And as you can plainly see I'm not havin' on a good day.

On a good day I would never crash a party
Knowin' she's be there with someone else
And on a good day I would have stopped before I started
To make a major fool of myself
And on a good day I'd be quick enough to duck
Before her new love punched me in the face
But as you can plainly see I'm not havin' on a good day.

Yeah, I only see you Joe
When I'm not havin' a good day
No, I'm not havin' a good day...