Hey, hey, I'm out here bailing hay
And all my friends are cruising 'round town
Checking out the pretty girls
Hey! And what do they say
They say, "Hey, hey"
Park that Deere, come out and play
Kick that tire, wipe my perspire
'Cause my whole life is hay

Growing like weeds, stick out your teeth
Playing underneath the baby Jesus
Blowing out the truck, heading down the highway
Looking pretty soft up in the loft
Come on baby, kick your cowgirls off
I'm picking you up after I draw my pay
And we'll be rolling in the hay

Hey, hey, Ford, Dodge, Chevrolet
Different strokes for different folks
A little fella walks up in a pink beret
He says "Hey"  Hey, hell that's okay
Turn the guitars up and raise them ups
Hell my whole life is hay.

Growing like weeds, stick out your teeth
Playing underneath the baby Jesus
Blowing out the truck, heading down the highway
Looking pretty soft up in the loft
Come on baby kick your cowgirls off
I'm picking you up after I draw my pay
And we'll be rollin' in the hay

Put it on a flatbed and go for a ride
Under the moonlight, you by my side
Give it to the cow, make it go moo
Koo-koo-kachoo, kick it off your shoe
Break a camel's back, Jack
Then you put it in a stack, yeah

Growing like weeds, stick out your teeth
Playing underneath the baby Jesus
Blowing out the truck, heading down the highway
Looking pretty soft up in the loft
Come on baby kick your cowgirls off
I'm picking you up after I get my pay
And we'll be rolling in the hay

My whole life is hay
Rolling in the hay
Hey
Now come here, hey, hey
Hey
Hey