I've got a girl in a box, 

Keep her under my bed, it sure must get hot in the summertime.

I get her out when there's nothing else to do.

When there's nothing on TV, when I can't see you.

Wife don't mind if I give her a child.

My wife don't mind, she thinks it's pretty wild.

I've got this girl in a box, I got a girl in a box.



I'll keep her 'till the day, 

I'll keep her 'till the day, 

I'll keep her 'till the day that I die



And I hope I die in the nighttime

With my TV on and a beer in my hand and you by my side.



I got a girl in a box, 

We play games, I'm anything I'm not, 

But I wanna' be, yeah, I wanna be.

She'll be a slut, or a dirty little whore

Or the girl next door or my bride instead

Or I'll cut off her head, 

If I want to, yeah, I want to.



I'll keep her 'till the day,

I'll keep her 'till the day,

I'll keep her 'till the day that I die.

I've got a girl in a box. 

I've got a girl in a box.