Oh, potato, if you only knew,

I'm three years younger than you.

Oh, potato, if only you knew,

Boiled potato.



I had a hole in my heart

And you landed on my plate.

Now, I feel all weak in the knees.

Was it something I ate?



Oh, potato, if you only knew,

I don't know what to do.

Oh, potato, if you only knew,

What I think of you.



You make me hate myself.

You make me feel like a bubbling fool.

I'm stupid and ugly.

You're superior and cool. 



Oh, potato, if you only knew,

How many times I think of you.

Oh, potato, if you only knew,

What I think of you.



I'm glad I met ya',

My boiled potato.

I wanna' show you to the world,

To everyone I know.



Oh, potato, if you only knew,

Whenever I think, I think of you.

Oh, potato, if you only knew,

What I think of you.



(Anywhere you be)

(Be alone with me)



Oh, potato, if you only knew,

I don't know what to do.

Oh, potato, if you only knew,

What I think of you.