Would you be so kind as to hate me

Would it be too easy to do

It's too easy to do

Would you be so truthful as to lie to me

It's something I'm used to

Give me something I'm used to 



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You're so hard to please

If I could I would hate you too

Don't hold it against me

Sorry, you're not amused 



Would you be so kind as to abuse me

Have your fists gotten too sore 



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How many times do I have to apologize

Before I can forgive myself

Would you be so kind as to hate me 



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