Some things in life are so beautiful
Make you real glad and so dutiful
Some things in life are so beautiful
Make you go back again and again
Make you go right back till the end

Dressed in white, looks just right
All in brown, let's get down
Black on black, a tasty snack
It's amazing it works
It's amazing it works

Black rubber
Tight black rubber
Tight black rubber
I ain't no chippyin' man

A tight black rubber
I ain't no chippyin' man
A tight black rubber
I ain't no chippyin' man

Tight black rubber
Tight black rubber

My baby's so bad, I nearly killed her
She bit me so hard when I just filled her
Another gig and another gilder
I'm all killer and no filler

Mary had a little lamb
The shit was pure as snow
Everywhere that Mary went
And everywhere that Mary went

Black rubber
Tight black rubber
Tight black rubber
I ain't no chippyin' man

A tight black rubber
I ain't no chippyin' man
A tight black rubber
I ain't no chippyin' man

Tight black rubber
Tight black rubber