(feat. Big Boi, Devin The Dude)



[Chorus: Mr. Porter]

Now ever since I was a young boy

I would fall for women like you

And even now that I'm a grown man

I'm still in love with the tricks that you can do

(I still love the tricks you do)

I'm used to women think it's nasty

That's they opinion but that ain't my point of view

(That's just they opinion cause they ain't you)

Some of them need to take some lessons

And learn how to fuck like porno bitches do

 

[Chorus]

 

{"Devin, the Dude.."}

 

[Devin the Dude:]

When I was young I was sprung off the way women used their tongue

I couldn't nut yet, but fuck that, it was still fun

to look... I took... vaseline

Even though it was thick and rubbed it on my dick

Now I'm grown...

... and my bone is so well-known hoes wanna get it cloned

Shit, ain't nothin wrong with you chunkin that monkey

All up on me 'til the whole room's funky

The negative thoughts, it's time to change

Shit, you a woman, I'm a man

It's all natural, and we're compatible

I'll bend you over, knock you down, slap that ass a little bit

(ohh ohh) But not to hurt

Like after havin a full course meal, it's the dessert

Now lay on your stomach, put a arch in your hips

and look back so I can see all four of them lips

 

[Chorus: w/ ad libs]

 

{"Bizarre.."}

 

[Bizarre:]

I can on Superman drawers, I'm 6 years old

All in my room, all alone

I'm young, dumb, layin the pipe

Showtime, HBO, Friday night

Butt-naked on the couch, without no clothes

Remote control, ready to bust a load

And fuck Roxanne, I want Big Ann

Tight old pants, my mother's best friend

I watch all your movies and your DVD's

I heard you're comin out with porno CD

I want Janet Jacme, to smack me

Take your bikini off, get on the bed and attack me

I love porn, but niggaz be hatin

R. Kelly ain't got nothin on the shit I be makin (I'm 14!)

I'm a freak, I been that way since 7

Me, Big Boi and Devin; bitch is 11

 

[Chorus: w/ ad libs]

 

{"Big Boi, from OutKast.."}

 

[Big Boi:]

I like a lady, but I sure love a slut

The type that like to suck on my dick and let me scrub them guts

The chick that want it doggy style while playin on my nuts

And when you ain't above face shorty don't be tryin to duck, uh

True Aquarian, mean I'm freaky as to fuck

Eat that coochie for an hour after you shower cock 'em up

From the power of the orgasm your legs are lockin up

Caught a cramp in your thigh, can't even pull your stockings up

But your spike leather collar plus stilletos lookin tough

Now you're passed out on your stomach, seems though you had +Enough+

like J-Lo in that movie where her husband beat her up (bitch!)

Puss appears to be pregnant, swole and wet up

Now you need to go and get up 'fore I set up some more setup

I done caught my second wind, let's begin, lift your head up

It's the battle of the sexes, we can do this shit 'til breakfast

I don't want no mo' babies but I can give you a baby necklace

 

[Chorus: w/ ad libs]