Maybe its the weed
Maybe its more than the fucking weed 

Doctor doctor, come put the breaks on me
You better send me home
Cause I ain't leavin' till somethin' leave with me
Right now that's all I'm on

Doctor doctor, come put the breaks on me
You better send me home
Cause I ain't leavin' till somethin' leave with me
Right now that's all I'm on

I've had a headache for the last three days
And the last couple days I been missin' some pay
Do I have AIDS? I'm sniffin' and coughin'
And really this doesn't happen to often
Maybe I'm trippin', maybe I got the flu
Maybe I'm stressed out, somethin' I'm goin' through
Its been a week and me and wife ain't have sex
I'm usually a wild guy, I'll break her fucking neck
I'm sick and I'm starting to wimper
Its 90 degrees, its like December
My temperature is 106
I can't shit and I feel like shit 

Doctor doctor, come put the breaks on me
You better send me home
Cause I ain't leavin' till somethin' leave with me
Right now that's all I'm on

Doctor doctor, come put the breaks on me
You better send me home
Cause I ain't leavin' till somethin' leave with me
Right now that's all I'm on

More trouble, here comes day two
I took a shit in my white underroos
My eyes look like I been smokin' crack
Exlax got me throwing up big macs
Nyquil, Advil, Tylenol, synus
Carryin' my blanket around like I'm Linus
Maybe its the pork I ate in New York
Or maybe my baby mama wantin' child support
Or maybe its the fish that made me sick
Or maybe its the prostitute I let suck my dick
Or maybe its just the bottle of vodka
I don't care, I just need to see the doctor 

Doctor doctor, come put the breaks on me
You better send me home
Cause I ain't leavin' till somethin' leave with me
Right now that's all I'm on

Doctor doctor, come put the breaks on me
You better send me home
Cause I ain't leavin' till somethin' leave with me
Right now that's all I'm on

I'ma kill this bitch, the tip on my dick
Ain't got an itch but I couldn't resist the switch
She's the type of bitch made to flinch
Walk passed ***s, all in the ass
Or its because I had a tall glass
I dropped my drawers without my dick wrapped
Purhaps, I could catch the crabs
But at that moment that's irrelevant
I knew what I know now, I practice celibace
And be hesitant from tappin' Evelyn
Heaven sent a message when I came back negative
Never fuck a bitch in the ass off a laxative 

Doctor doctor, come put the breaks on me
You better send me home
Cause I ain't leavin' till somethin' leave with me
Right now that's all I'm on

Doctor doctor, come put the breaks on me
You better send me home
Cause I ain't leavin' till somethin' leave with me
Right now that's all I'm on