[Verse One]

Aiyyo here's a tale, about a female I once messed with

Or better yet, skins that I swung eps with

Face full of grace, waist shaped like Vanessa

Del Rio, oh-me-oh, my but the heffer had

big juicy lips, wide hips you had to call fat

Stacked back to mack, yo the hooker was all that

and lots more, and baby girl I had the hots for

But I'm really not sure, who she spread the twat for

Heard it was a kid across town named Hector

But I don't give a heck, so I still went and checked her

on the down low, he ain't around so

Out of sight, out of mind, get your coat and let's go

So we dipped, hopped in the whip and we was gone

Off to City Island cause they had it goin on

Two yuks a foo, now the mood was set

Caviar at the bar, Red Star, Moet

Silk suits, spendin loot like a straight up mack

When I felt somebody finger tappin me on my back

And turn around quick, but before I could begin

All I seen was a big mac-10, aiyyo it's her boyfriend



[Chorus]

"Hooker got a boyfriend!"

"Why do she do this boyfriend?"

"Ohh ahhh.. why do she do this boyfriend?"



[Verse Two]

Check it, yo

I broke camp, ran like a champ, yep I jetted

Off to the trunk for the pump, time to set it

Money kept screamin some CRAP that I dissed him

So I started lettin off {*gunshots*} but I missed him

Honey got scared, and called the five-oh

So yo, you know the half Dukes, time for me to go

Cause I ain't the type to be doin no bid

For a dame or a lame-brained punk Spanish kid

So I chill, call the hooker up the next day

She told me come over yo, bet I'm on my way

Be there in a sec, yo I'm not too far

She said, "Park around the back so he don't see the car"

Met me at the door with a kiss and a smile

I said, "Sorry about last night, money kinda wild"

"Umm yeah I know, small thing don't worry"

Just show me to your room so we can do this in a hurry

Kissed her from her earlobes down to her chest

Went for the bellybutton and to hell with the rest

Got her butt-naked and before a second passed

I had her on the bed with my fingers up her {ahh!}

Now she's ready, set for a good steady bangin

Until she looked down and seen Moby Dick hangin

She told me, "Take it easy yo trust me just chill"

Knowin once I get up in it yo I'm goin for the kill

So she spread 'em, thick rich and creamy like mayo

Aiyyo, lay-o, the tip is on the way-o

Pinned her legs back, just about to slide in

When the door burst open {*SLAM*} damn it's her boyfriend!

Did it again!



[Chorus]



[Verse Three]

Now I'm mad, money done spoiled all the fun

On top of that he beefin and he ain't got a gun

Flippin the jibs, I guess he wanted to brawl

So I started hookin all butt-naked and all

Threw a right, caught money dead in the jaw

BOOM with the left and his fronts hit the floor

Now I had him, time to put his head for rest

So I beat him unconcious and I started gettin dressed

Honey all hysterical and screamin all hoarse

Said she seen a box car pullin up in the yard

Just bout to jet, yo guess what I saw

Some old big black {*HMMM*} bust in the door

"Now hold up, what the hell you doin in my house?

Get your ass off the floor, put your teeth in your mouth

Now everybody better be gone by the count of one

Look, better yet, y'all stay right here

I'm goin to get my gun"

Now that's it!  Enough is enough, I ain't with it

I'm catchin mad beef and yo I ain't even hit it

Honey looked good and yo the buns was fat

But ain't a coochie in the whole WORLD worth all that

So umm, I got my coat and I was on my way

That's when she started breakin down, and beggin me to stay

Knock it off, it ain't that much beggin in the world

Next time I want some skins, I'll go and hit my own girl

Man I'm out, and I ain't tryin to see you again

So eff you, eff your pops AND YOUR FAGGOT-ASS BOYFRIEND!



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[Chorus x2: to fade]