(t-shirts, dresses, books, stickers) the bargain beauty

(seven inches, shoes, glitter) she loves the sales

(hairdye, chocolate, toys, pictures) shops for her friends

(make-up, paper, pens, knickers) shops for herself



when in doubt she will just get both

she's a shocking shopaholic

lots of bags, happy all the time

she's a shocking shopaholic



(computer games, notebooks, bags) draws out a plan

(videos, hairclips, sweets, mags) three for a fiver

(guitars, jumpers, CDs, socks) it is so pleasing

(keyrings, jackets, LPs, hats) tension releasing



i've been a happy consumer since 1989

tell me when the sales start

yes i'm always on time

i've got a mind like elastic

but i'm first in line

you know i have to buy, i need consoling