hanging around in all the right bars

could have taken this too far

searching for the latest creep show

new bands are welcome oh know

this one man

that sells the new beer

won't drink to quick

won't make nothing 

sell sell sell the unit shifter

you won't take advantage of us



is it the next big thing better than everything? 

we've seen it all before

are you the coolest band?

yes we were so unplaned we've seen it all before

get yr checkbooks on the table

money talks, it's able

blind us with the latest jargon

by this point most are too far gone

we know how to break the routine

don't matter pressures of scene

sell sell sell the unit shiter

you won't take advantage of us



you're trying to be someone else

you're trying to be someone else

but yourself



cool quotient!