Ay yo, when I shoot a rhyme I make you shudder

I shitter shatter MC's for tryin to steal my butter

He's bitter cuz I'm better, so now he drinks the bottle

I did a dirty duty with a cutie she's a model

I met her at the party scoped her body, name was Patty

She's pregnant with a shorty, said that I'm the baby's daddy

Just paper(?) sweet potatoes nine months later had a daughter

Coulda said "I'll see ya later" but I stayed to child support her

I didn't love the baby's mother 

Now she's colder cuz I told her

For the better that my other lady's name was Heather

She's like whatever, whatever, a tear she cried it but she dried it

Deeply hurted, broken hearted, but she tried to hide it

But finally she pleaded that she didn't want to end it or suspend it

She wanted me to sever ties with Heather

So we could be together

I said I'd think about it, but I know she don't believe it

She kissed me on my cheek and as she drove away she speeded

The next day, I'm greeted by her mother

Oh brother, she think I'm stupid

Tryin to play cupid undercover

Talkin about how me and Patty made the cutest couple

Then invited me for supper

Now don't think that I'm petty

But I know what desperate ladies put in their spaghetti

That's why I told her that I ate already

Oh shmack, the hell?

Ay yo, ay yo, check this out

Yo, after we parted that's when trouble started

Patty was actin all retarded

I tried to disregard it but she keeps playin on my phone and blowin up my pager

I wonder, how she keep gettin my number?

But I find out later Patty was a good friend of Brenda, the operator

I didn't sweat it

I coulda did something about it, but forgive and forget

The next day I got a letter

Yeah, you know who wrote it

I can't quote it in the same exact words she stated

But it was saying something about the times that we dated

The baby we created

She said she hated me for leaving

And soon she would get even

Sincerely, Patricia Stevens

After I read it, I knew where this was headed

And I couldn't let it go no further, not even a little

Right in the middle of this thought I was caught by surprise

It was a call from the hospital

Somebody named Dr. Evans

Telling me that my lovely Heather was in room 311

So pedal to the metal I got there in seven seconds

She's alive on my arrival, even though the signs are vital

I asked the doc what happened

A hit and run accident and not a single witness police never caught the driver

Deep inside I knew that Patty did this

Yo, so if you find true love, hold on til the end

Cuz we all know the women outnumber the men

I caught one to play me close like her name was Glenn

And I'll be damned if I ever let it happen again

Fatal Attraction [repeated over scratches]

Yea, yea, I caught one to play me close like her name was Glenn