Traveling, traveling, traveling on

I bumped into my friend John

I said, "Hey John, which way should I go?"

He said, "Follow the animals, they all know....

You gotta BEAR to the left...."



But something was lacking, so I went back, and

he said, "Oh yeah -- I forgot:

You gotta BEAR to the left and SNAKE to the right...."



But something was lacking, so I went back, and

he said, "Oh yeah -- I forgot:

You gotta BEAR to the left and SNAKE to the right

WEASEL on down and DUCK outta sight...."



But something was lacking, so I went back, and

he said, "Oh yeah -- I forgot:

You gotta BEAR to the left and SNAKE to the right

WEASEL on down and DUCK outta sight

HORSE around, FLOUNDER about...."



But something was lacking, so I went back, and

he said, "Oh yeah -- I forgot:

You gotta BEAR to the left and SNAKE to the right

WEASEL on down and DUCK outta sight

HORSE around, FLOUNDER about

WORM your way in and BUG out!"



I STEERED straight home, I YAKKED on the phone

I WOLFED down my dinner, and I said so long!