He never tells me that he's sick of this house
He never says why dont you get off that couch?
He don't cause me nothing when he wants to go out
I want you to love me like my dog

He never says I need a new attitude
Him and my sister ain't always in a feud
When I leave the seat up he don't think that it's rude
I want you to love me like my dog does, baby

When I come home, I want you to just go crazy
He never looks at me like he might hate me
I want you to love me like my dog

He never acts like he don't care for my friends
He never asks me where in the hell have you been?
He don't play dead when I wanna pet him
I want you to love me like my dog does, honey

He never says I wish you made more money
He always takes it for my fingers funny
I want you to love me like my dog

He don't get mad at me and throw a major fit
When I say his sister is a bitch

I want you to love me like my dog does, baby
When I come home, I want you to just go crazy
He never looks at me like he might hate me
I want you to love me like my dog

I want you to love me like my dog does, baby