Everyone says that I can do much better.

Better than what, hey I should go ask Oprah.

Bullet Proof, 100, your favorite alcohol.

she said too much of a good thing it will kill ya.



You're cheaper than a rack of stolen jackets.

A parody of someone else you'd like to be

you speak of Deepak Chopra, and of course world peace.

A guru in the making down at Sesame Street



Its not the way you look so vain

or the way you misspell

the "ie" in my name.



Hypothetically speaking

Roll over Roll over Beethoven

Tell me what did I do to deserve you

what did I do

tell me why i like to hate you

cause i do, oh yes i do



cats and dogs may sleep together

doesn't mean they like each other

you get me to stand and deliver

karma boomerang

tell me why I like to hate you cuz i do

oh yes i do



you look great when my eyes are not open

dependables, predictables,

so turn the light on

you're so clever when you're silent

a real thesbian

too much of a good thing it will kill you



its not the way you're such a know it all

your god-like  outlook 

only 5 foot small



Hypothetically speaking

Roll over roll over Beethoven

Tell me what did I do to deserve you

what did I do

tell me why i like to hate you

cause i do, oh yes i do





Cats and dogs may sleep together

doesn't mean they like each other

you get me to stand and deliver

karma boomerang

tell me why I like to hate you cuz i do

oh yes i do



so oprah said that i could do much better

better than what, hey you know hey whatever

Big said throw me

I'm a loser,

i guess that must be true

why else would I be here with you



roll over roll over roll over beethoven

roll over roll over roll over beethoven

roll over

 

Tell me what did I do to deserve you

what did I do

tell me why i like to hate you

cause i do, oh yes i do



cats and dogs may sleep together

doesn't mean they like each other

you get me to stand and deliver

karma boomerrang

tell me why I like to hate you cuz i do

oh yes i do



crash bang boomerang

karma karma boomerang