Last night I was dreaming,
Dreamed about the H-bomb,
Well, the bomb went off,
And I was caught,
I was the only man underground.
There was a thirteen women,
And only one man in town,
Thirteen women,
And only one man in town,
And as funny as it may be,
The one and only man in town was me,
Well, thirteen women,
And me the only man around.
I had two gals every morning,
Seeing that I was well fed,
And believe you me,
One sweetened my tea,
While another one buttered my bread.
Two gals gave me my money,
Two gals made me my clothes,
And another sweet thing,
Bought me a diamond ring,
About forty carets, I suppose.
Well, thirteen women,
And only one man in town,
There was a thirteen women,
And only one man in town,
There was something I can't forget,
Because I think of those,
Thirteen women and yet,
Well, thirteen women,
And only one man around.
I had three girls dancing the mambo,
Three girls balling the jack,
And all the rest really did their best,
Boy, they sure were a lively pack,
I thought I was in heaven,
And all of these angels were mine,
But I woke up and I ended the dream,
Cause I had to get to work on time.
Well, thirteen women,
And only one man in town,
There was a thirteen women,
And only one man in town,
No, I can't tell you where I've been,
Cause I kinda think that someday,
I'll go back again,
To those thirteen women,
And me the only man around.