I'm trying hard, oh what the fuck I just can't skate,
But I don't really like those rollerblades,
So how the fuck am I supposed to be punk rock,
If every member of the crew thinks I am a loser,
I'm not a loser, I'm not a loser.

Skateboard,
Maybe tonight,
I'm a loser,
Make me feel alright,
Skateboard,
Maybe tonight,
I'm a loser,
Oh years along,
I'm a loser when I step on my skateboard.

I really enjoy to watch MTV sports all night,
While I'm listening to The Offspring,
So why the fuck I just can't skate through the freeway,
I wanna be the greatest, fuck, am I lame?

Skateboard,
Maybe tonight,
I'm a loser,
Make me feel alright,
Skateboard,
Maybe tonight,
I'm a loser,
Oh years along,
I'm a loser when I step on my skateboard.

I think tonight I'm gonna make it,
I'm gonna wear a baseball cap,
Or maybe I dye my hair, 'cause you know,
I'm gonna show those fucking bastards I'm not a loser!
I can skate, you're the fucking losers, you fucked up queers!
I can skate, you fucked up losers!
I know how to skate and I will skate!
Fuck you, you fucking losers!
Fuck off!

Skateboard,
Maybe tonight,
I'm a loser,
Make me feel alright,
Skateboard,
Maybe tonight,
I'm a loser,
Oh years along,
I'm a loser when I step on my skateboard.