I like my friends when they're heartbroken

and in need of company

but they all seem to have things figuered out

and no one ever calls me



So if you feel like it

I always feel like it

I'll bring my problems too



I'm here drinking all by myself

making plans for the future

in the big scheme and everything

the world's got too much yang



Sometimes not so well-paid women

come and talk to me

they all say a time will come

for my home-sick soul you see



And while their faces are lying

I'm kind of glad they're tying

here's to battered women's rides



I'm here drinking all by myself

I'm gonna make my share of trouble

in the big scheme and everything

the world's got too much yang