[Big Daddy Kane]
 Mmm.. ohh yeah
 Mmm, mmm, mmm, ohh yeah

 Allow me to introduce myself
 as the Big Daddy Kane
 A smooth lover from around the way
 that's bound to drive any bitch insane

 [Dolemite (Rudy Raw Moore)]
 Well Dolemite is my name
 And rappin and tappin is my game

 [Kane]
 Oh yeah? Well me tell you somethin Mr. Dolemite
 The shit you talkin years ago, I could see
 But it's the 90's now and rap is all about me

 [Dolemite]
 Listen.. when it comes down to rappin
 I was THROUGH with it before you learned what to do with it
 I'm the KING so I'm stakin my claim
 in the rappin game
 Y'know? For all players, I am the speaker
 I'm also known as the hot pussy seeker
 When it comes down to ridin up and down in some pussy
 I make it weaker
 Also it gets a little deeper
 I was walkin down Broadway the other day
 An old old lady came my way
 She said, "I'll be glad when you 'come 18
 I'm gonna give you a funkin like you ain't never seen!"
 I said, "LADY! Why wait for so much time to pass?
 I've been WANTIN to tear up yo' old gray ass"
 So I pulled out my dick
 It was so shiny it looked like it was painted
 The hoe took one look and damn near fainted
 I stuck it in the bitch and the bitch began to shout
 that, "Oh Mr. Dolemite, take that motherfucker OUT!"

 [Kane]
 Well you ain't sayin nothin slick to a can of oil
 I walked barefoot from New York to Dallas
 Won for Pimp of the Year at the Caesar's Palace
 Made a big snowstorm on the 4th of July
 And drunk the waters in the Atlantic Ocean til that shit was dry
 I was makin money before Washington was put on a bill
 And I kicked Jack's ass and took his hoe Jill
 I'm the one who broke the bull's back
 and made people say FUCK McDonald's and call ME the Big Mac

 [Dolemite]
 Why you long lanky motherfucker
 You ain't nothin but a sucker!
 I was born in a barrel of butcher knives
 Shot in the ass with two Colt .45's
 I've been slapped by a bear and bit by an eel
 I chew up railroad iron, and shit out steel!
 I jumped in the ocean and swallowed a whale
 Handcuff lightning and throw THUNDER's ass in jail

 [Kane]
 Why you ignorant decrepit motherfucker
 Let me tell you somethin
 I'm the one that put the M in mackin
 Because when you did it you was only actin
 I made pimpin a full time job
 so bitches wouldn't have to go out and rob
 I made the streets of New York hot as a SAUNA
 And hung a Home Sweet Hoe sign on every corner
 Yes I'm the player of all players and the mack of all macks
 Give a headache to Excedrin and knock the SHIT out of Ex-Lax

 [Dolemite]
 Why you insecure no business barn junkyard
 rat soup eatin motherfucker!!
 It was in the early 1960's when I originated my pimpin game
 I was callin whores jives ass bitches
 and pimps - sucker ass lame
 KANE, before you can take my reign
 You gotta cook me a chicken and a half a day
 Walk from New York to Los Angeles and throw the bones away
 You gotta be BORN BLIND and cannot see
 Yo' bitches have the POCKS in the ass so bad they can't even pee
 Ride a bald eagle a million feet in the AIR
 And get out and do the runnin man while you up there
 Have the Mumps and the Asiastic Flu
 And the Crabs around yo' ass start singin the Yankee Doodle Doo!

 [Kane]
 Aww fuckit I give up