I live in Normal

Normal, Illinois

It is the kind of place 

The commies would destroy



We like it that way

We keep it that way



We bring our kids up right

They stay indoors at night

We let them watch TV

To teach them properly



I come from Normal

Normal, Illinois

I can't decide

If you are a woman or a boy



We like it that way

We keep it that way




We bring our kids up right

They stay indoors at night

We let them watch TV

To teach them properly



Nothing ever happens here in Normal

And suddenly its happening again



We bring our kids up right

They stay indoors at night

We let them watch TV

To teach them properly



Back home in Normal, Normal Illinois

We keep the streets clean

We buy the hungry toys