That now's as good as any to start drinking.
 (Hey, Scottie!)
 Yeah?
 (What's it gonna be?)
 One gin and tonic sounds mighty, mighty good to me.

 Man, I know, I've gotta go.
 It's the same thing everytime.
 But I don't think another drink's gonna
 Make me lose my mind.
 So I'll think about tomorrow next drink.
 And it's you & me & the bottle makes 3 tonight.

 Well, I know this cat named Mo.
 And he wanders to and fro.
 He's in my old favorite watering hole.

 I says, "Hey, Mo, how you doing?
 Where have you been?"
 He says, "I've been following my
 Whiskey, wine and gin."

 Oh man, I know, I gotta go.
 It's the same thing every time.
 But I don't think another drink's gonna
 Make me lose my mind.
 So I'll think about tomorrow next drink.
 And it's you & me & then bottle makes 3 tonight.

 C'mon, daddy, let's give 'em the drink!
 Alright, kid, let's swing it now, baby, c'mon!

 Hey, Jen, I know what you're thinking.
 That now's as good as any to start drinking.
 (Hey, Scottie!)
 Yeah?
 (What's it gonna be?)
 One gin and tonic sounds mighty, mighty good to me.
 Oh man, I know, I've gotta go.
 It's the same thing every time.
 But I don't think another drink's gonna
 Make me lose my mind.

 So I'll think about tomorrow next drink.
 And it's you & me & the bottle makes 3 tonight.
 And it's you & me & the bottle makes 3 tonight.
 And it's you & me & the bottle makes 3 tonight.

 Hey, bartender! I think I need another drink!
 Whaddya mean, it's last call?
 I just got here